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Breaking: Biden picks Kamala Harris to creepily sniff for the next three months

Earnest O'Connor August 11, 2020

The decision is in! Finally. After months of painstakingly waiting the senile old vice president cum presidential hopeful picked his...

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BREAKING: Joe Biden comes out as a ‘keratinsexual’

Bubbaken Managua December 3, 2019

In the gender fluid world of today, there has been yet another group oppressed by the Christian Conservative Merica Gun-Toting...

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