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White House staff confused about who’s still peeing on the floors after Biden’s dogs were removed

Exavier Saskagoochie March 19, 2021

WASHINGTON, DC—White House cleaning staff are flummoxed about who is still peeing all over the floors of the Oval Office...

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BREAKING: Biden’s dog attacks him after learning he’s not a man but one of the lizard people

Exavier Saskagoochie November 29, 2020

NEWARK, DE--Self-proclaimed President-Elect Joe Biden suffered a hairline fracture and bruised bones when his dog, Major, attacked him after finding...

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Unsealed court docs reveal Epstein was the one who let the dogs out back in 2000

Exavier Saskagoochie August 13, 2019

A baffling mystery for nearly 20 years has been solved with recently unsealed court documents from the Jeffrey Epstein case....

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