BREAKING: Kamala Harris finally achieves goal of unity as everyone comes together against her
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Vice President Kamala Harris has long spoken about her desire to unite the country, and this week, she finally...
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Kamala Harris in first post-nomination interview: ‘Big deal! I’ve been shot in the face many times’
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a fiery and candid first post-nomination interview, Vice President Kamala Harris dismissed the recent uproar over...
Harris Unveils New Campaign Slogan: “No Tax On Men’s Tampons”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a bold and unexpected move, Vice President Kamala Harris has unveiled her campaign's new slogan: "No...
Thomas Matthew Crooks headlines ‘White Dudes for Harris’ Zoom call from his room in Hell
US—Thomas Matthew Crooks, the man accused of attempting to assassinate former President Donald Trump, has found an unlikely second career...
KAMALA HARRIS: ‘We must cancel the 2024 presidential election in order to save democracy!’
WASHINGTON, DC—Vice President Kamala Harris has made a bold declaration: "We must cancel the 2024 presidential election in order to...
BREAKING: 51 former intelligence officials report that rumors Donald Trump was ever president are ‘Russian disinformation’
WASHINGTON, DC—In a groundbreaking revelation, 51 former intelligence officials have issued a statement declaring that rumors of Donald Trump ever...
MSDNC Poll: 5 out of 4 Americans Prefer Kamala Harris Over Donald Trump for President
NEW YORK— In a shocking and totally statistically sound survey, MSDNC has released a new poll revealing that 5 out...
BREAKING: White smoke billowing from White House signifies that the Deep State has selected a new puppet to head the government
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a scene reminiscent of the Vatican conclave, white smoke billowed from the chimneys of the White...
FACT CHECK: No, Kamala Harris isn’t offering fellatio to everyone who votes for her
A viral social media post has falsely claimed that Vice President* Kamala Harris is offering fellatio to everyone who votes...
Not to be outdone by Trump’s sneakers, Kamala Harris releases line of golden knee pads
In a bold move to outshine her political rival, former Vice President Kamala Harris has unveiled her latest venture: a...
