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BREAKING: Biden taps Elmo to head Department of Education

Rafi Metz December 22, 2020

WASHINGTON, DC—Sources confirmed on Monday that President-Elect Joe Biden has selected Elmo to head the Department of Education. “I think...

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BREAKING: Pete Hegseth storms Senate Armed Forces Hearing; claims Capitol for Jesus Christ

Exavier Saskagoochie January 14, 2025 0

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BREAKING: Pete Hegseth opens senate confirmation hearing by calling Adam Schiff ‘so ugly even Epstein wouldn’t bring him to his island’

US Ministry of Truth January 14, 2025 0

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BREAKING: In lieu of aid, Biden reassures California wildfire victims he will be sending $100 billion to Ukraine in their name

Exavier Saskagoochie January 14, 2025 0

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AOC horrified that people are using gas-powered blowtorches instead of solar-powered one to start wildfires in California

Exavier Saskagoochie January 13, 2025 0

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Gavin Newsom unveils fully-developed ‘totally spontaneous’ plans to rebuild Los Angeles after fires

Exavier Saskagoochie January 12, 2025 0