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Roberts won’t let Paul say the name of the whistleblower that no one knows the name of

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During the impeachment trial, Chief Justice John Roberts prevented Senator Rand Paul from saying a name because it was the...

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BREAKING: Adam Schiff reveals his daughter is dating the Trump whistleblower

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In a Tweet, Rep. Adam Schiff wished everyone a happy Thanksgiving from him, his wife, his daughter Alexa, and her...

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