BREAKING: Trump considering replacing Federal Reserve with much more reliable Magic 8 Ball
President-elect Donald Trump has announced that he plans to replace the Federal Reserve with a far more reliable and trustworthy...
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BREAKING: New fake government economic data in line with completely fabricated economic forecast
In a stunning but entirely predictable announcement, the Federal Reserve proudly reported that the latest batch of completely made-up economic...
BREAKING: Due to staggering inflation, February now has 29 days
WASHINGTON, DC—As inflation continues to soar to unprecedented heights, the calendar is feeling the squeeze, with February now slated to...
Fed hikes interest rate most in 30 years to fight the skyrocketing inflation that isn’t happening
(CNN) The economy is going great and everyone is doing just great. The Federal Reserve on Wednesday launched its biggest...
Obama abruptly quits taking credit for the economy after stock market plunge
After a month-long feud with President Trump about who should receive credit for the booming economy, former President Barack Obama...
