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Breaking: Justin Trudeau to play lead role in Brokeback Mountain reboot

Earnest O'Connor October 11, 2019

Justin Trudeau is said to have signed on to play the lead in the Brokeback Mountain reboot. A story about...

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Dad of gay teen fondly recalls time when real men only feared daughters getting pregnant

Earnest O'Connor August 8, 2019

Oh, the good ol' days when men were men and women were women, and boys didn't compete in girl competitions...

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Buttigieg and partner shocked they can’t get pregnant, biology so hateful

Exavier Saskagoochie May 8, 2019

The first openly gay presidential candidate, Peter Buttigieg and his husband, Chasten Glezman, announced on Thursday that “we are shocked...

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