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BREAKING: The DNC dyes Chicago River red to celebrate abortion

Jeremy Spoken August 19, 2024

CHICAGO, IL — In a bold and controversial move, the Democratic National Committee (DNC) dyed the Chicago River red today...

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Gov. Newsom named U-Haul’s #1 salesman of 2021

Exavier Saskagoochie January 6, 2022

SACRAMENTO—California Governor Gavin Newsom is racking up the awards. For the first time this year, Newsom has been named U-Haul’s number...

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Mayor Lightfoot allows churches up to 25% capacity if they ‘burn the church to the ground first’

Exavier Saskagoochie June 12, 2020

CHICAGO—Mayor Lori Lightfoot said Chicago churches can hold services with no more than 50 people, so long as they, "burn...

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Illinois Governor Pritzker named U-Haul’s #1 salesman for 2019

Exavier Saskagoochie December 16, 2019

Illinois's Governor JB Pritzker is racking up the awards. For the first time this year, Pritzker has been named U-Haul's...

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