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Protestor who glued herself to Senator Feinstein can still vote on her behalf

Will Calhoun September 29, 2023

WASHINGTON, DC—A climate change protestor who glued herself to Senator Dianne Feinstein earlier this month can continue voting on her...

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Democrats to use filibuster to keep Republicans from blocking Democrats from killing the filibuster

Exavier Saskagoochie January 19, 2022

WASHINGTON, DC—In a clever move, Senate Democrats are planning to use the filibuster to keep Republicans from blocking the Democrats...

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