New ‘free speech’ theater opens in Portland: patrons can yell ‘FIRE!’ if they want
PORTLAND—A controversial new “free speech” theater opened in the thriving Portland arts district last night, triggering protests by firefighters and...
Will Calhoun
Will Calhoun is a lover of truth and comedy, not necessarily in that order. He will never write jokes about cats, but he will do plenty about people who dislike cats. He has a Ph.D. in comedy (true), but he's not very funny in person.
Deaf signer deliberately misquotes DeSantis: ‘Hurricanes make me super happy!’
FLORIDA—A deaf signer with ties to the Campaign To Re-Elect Joe Biden deliberately misquoted Republican presidential candidate Ron DeSantis during...
Homeless man ends WGA strike by mistakenly joining picket line: ‘Will work for food!’
HOLLYWOOD—Privileged writers and studio executives are celebrating today after a homeless man inadvertently ended the 100+ day strike between the...
VP Harris freezes during speech: media calls it “breathtaking.”
DETROIT—Vice President Kamala Harris froze for almost 30 minutes during a speech at a Detroit manufacturing plant last night, prompting...
