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Due to public outcry, “Baby It’s Cold Outside” has been replaced with, “DaM, Bit¢h It B FreeZin!”

Exavier Saskagoochie December 4, 2023 0

Many activist groups have targeted the popular winter classic "Baby It's Cold Outside" as an artifact of rape culture, citing...

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BREAKING: Lil Wayne reveals that ‘he ain’t black’

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MIAMI—Lil Wayne is feeling the heat after he became the latest prominent rapper to announce that "he ain't black." Before...

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