BREAKING: Biden bans anyone from making America great again after he leaves office
In a move that has sent shockwaves through political circles, President Joe Biden has signed an executive order that effectively...
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Trump politely asks CIA snipers to not murder him while he is golfing, thanks
In a move of pure presidential class, Donald Trump has taken to social media to make a simple, yet heartfelt...
BREAKING: Democrats seek to expel Rep. Anna Paulina Luna from Congress for being an actual woman
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrats across the nation have expressed outrage after a video surfaced of Rep. Anna Paulina Luna (R-FL)...
Democrats terrified that if Trump is elected, he’ll do exactly what they’re doing to him and his supporters
US—Democrats have become increasingly terrified that if Donald Trump is elected president again, he will do exactly what they're doing...
BREAKING: New York jury finds Donald Trump guilty of making America great again
NEW YORK—In a shocking and unexpected turn of events, a jury has found former President Donald Trump guilty of making...
MSNBC Praises Biden for not checking wristwatch for returning dead soldiers ceremony
In a groundbreaking moment of presidential prowess, MSNBC's Rachel Maddow lauded President* Biden for his extraordinary commitment to not checking...
Green Day changes its name to Gay
In a move that can only be described as both progressive and potentially confusing for fans, iconic punk rock band...
Graham “There is NO Biden Bribery Evidence but There IS a Santa Claus!”
WASHINGTON, DC—Senator Lindsey Graham has embarked on a metamorphic journey that has left constituents scratching their heads and likening him...
BREAKING: CIA accidentally gives $3 billion to Trump supporter disguised as Hamas terrorist
WASHINGTON, DC--We reported on a Trump supporter who disguised himself as a Hamas terrorist in order to be removed from...
BREAKING: Trump Supporter Disguises Himself As Hamas Terrorist To Get FBI To Stop Spying On Him
In a bizarre turn of events, a fervent supporter of former President Donald Trump has hatched an ingenious plan to...
