magic

aoc-matches

AOC vows to torch her Tesla made by that ‘stupid billionaire’ as soon as she figures out how those magic firesticks work

Robert L. Peters, Jr. April 17, 2025

In a bold move to rally young Democrat voters, Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) has pledged to set her Tesla ablaze,...

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NFL Draft update: Chicago Bears trade first round pick for magic beans

Disidente Redactico April 28, 2023

In a stunning turn of events during the NFL Draft, the Chicago Bears shocked the football world by trading their...

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trudeau-unicorn

Justin Trudeau devastated that declaring a right to unicorns doesn’t make them exist

Earnest O'Connor May 24, 2019

It was a rough day for the prime minister of Canada, Justin Trudeau. Longing for the magic of his childhood,...

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pope-biden

BREAKING: Catholic Cardinals Elect Joe Biden as Pope After Mysterious 3 AM Vote Surge

Exavier Saskagoochie May 7, 2025 0

bidens-fault

BREAKING: Trump to rename San Andreas Fault to ‘Joe Biden’s Fault’

Jeremy Spoken May 7, 2025 0

bobs-vagene

BREAKING: India bombs Pakistan after they refused to send their ‘bobs and vagene’

Jeremy Spoken May 7, 2025 0

judge-hack

Massachusetts Judge Bans Trump from Being President, Cites ‘Orange Man Bad’ Doctrine

Jeremy Spoken May 6, 2025 0

new-america

BREAKING: Trump Ends US-Canada Trade War with Bold Swap: Seattle and Portland for Alberta, Saskatchewan, and Manitoba

Exavier Saskagoochie April 29, 2025 0