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BREAKING: Congress approves Trump stimulus of $2,020 paid in new Trump bill to every American

Exavier Saskagoochie December 23, 2020

WASHINGTON DC—After Congress got caught playing pork games with a previous stimulus bill, President Donald Trump sent the bill back...

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BREAKING: Pelosi announces ‘Jelly of the Month Club’ certificates in lieu of COVID stimulus

Exavier Saskagoochie December 21, 2020

WASHINGTON DC—Congress was set to send all Americans checks for COVID relief but at the last minute Speaker of the...

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Performance artists funded by COVID relief bill rush to save dying patients through ‘interpretive dancing’

Bubbaken Managua April 8, 2020

People are dying from COVID-19 left and right and doctors are praising Congress's relief bill that spent billions on special...

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