vampires

Support for Biden surges among vampires after he announces plan to blot out the sun

Jeremy Spoken October 25, 2022

WASHINGTON, DC—The Biden Administration announced plans this week to halt climate change by blocking out the sun, and SuperPAC Vampires for an...

Guinness World Records awards Mossad for ‘Most Vasectomies at One Time’ surpassing 2024 Democratic Convention

US Ministry of Truth September 17, 2024 0

Trump is literally trying to steal our democracy by not dying in his assassination attempts

Mx. Sandra Chou, PhD. PhD. September 17, 2024 0

BREAKING: Sean ‘P Diddy’ Combs has tragically committed suicide in Manhattan jail tomorrow

Exavier Saskagoochie September 17, 2024 0

BREAKING: DOJ charges 2nd would-be Trump assassin with jaywalking and mostly-peacefully protesting without a permit

Exavier Saskagoochie September 16, 2024 0

Trump politely asks CIA snipers to not murder him while he is golfing, thanks

Robert L. Peters, Jr. September 16, 2024 0