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BREAKING: Lil Wayne reveals that ‘he ain’t black’

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MIAMI—Lil Wayne is feeling the heat after he became the latest prominent rapper to announce that "he ain't black." Before...

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Former President Barack Obama has called on the black community to apologize for racist remarks recently made by presidential candidate...

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