“From our family to yours, we wish everyone treason’s greetings. May your holidays be filled with the peace and joy that only one-party rule can give! Let your heart not be troubled by stories of censorship or corruption. May your days be merry and bright and may all your holidays be free from whites!”

– President* Joe Biden

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Exavier Saskagoochie

Exavier is an excellent writer—tremendous. He’s really very, very talented. And his hair is really great too. He should have a couple Pulitzers under his belt by now if there was any justice. If he brightened your day at all please consider tipping a coffee or a leg of mutton through this link!

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