Walt Disney World’s Hall of Presidents has reopened to the public after months of refurbishment, offering park-goers a firsthand look at the animatronic version of President* Joe Biden.

Disney Imagineers spent the past several months putting the final touches on the animatronic Biden, who debuted at the park on Wednesday and is paired with a delivery of the Corn Pop speech and the famous leg hair speech where Biden admits to being a pedophile, according to the park’s official blog.

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