You can’t ask vax status of someone who died suddenly, just of people who want a job or to eat

I don’t know who needs to hear this but it’s totally inappropriate to ask the vaccination status of someone who died suddenly, like so many healthy athletes out there. You don’t need to know that. That’s PRIVATE INFORMATION.

Only the suddenly died person’s doctor should know that.

On the other hand, it’s totally okay for employers and restaurants, Joe Biden, and NFL stadiums to demand your vaccination status before letting you work or eat or go to a football game.

That’s totally cool.

That’s SCIENCE! Look at my credentials. I speak for science! Remember the all-powerful Saint Fauci, peace be to him!?

If you don’t like science then you should be in prison!


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