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Month: January 2019

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Most diverse Congress ever sworn in includes living turd

Exavier Saskagoochie January 4, 2019 0

It was a historic swearing in ceremony Thursday as the most diverse United States House of Representatives was sworn in...

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Transgender woman destroys game shop; wonders why people don’t treat her like a lady

Exavier Saskagoochie January 4, 2019 0

In a barbaric rage, a biological man who prefers to be called a woman, destroyed a game store in Albuquerque,...

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“Terrifying”: thousands injured while looking at monuments during government shutdown

Exavier Saskagoochie January 1, 2019 0

Thousands of people have been reported injured while looking at inanimate stone monuments across the United States spurring worries about...

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