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Month: June 2019

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Irony of using rainbows for fairy tale cause not lost on local leprechaun

Earnest O'Connor June 3, 2019 0

As pride month gets kicked off, a type of folk holiday for all the woke Americans to virtue signal towards...

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BREAKING: ISIS claims responsibility for Sadiq Khan

Exavier Saskagoochie June 3, 2019 0

London is seeing an unprecedented rise in violent crime. As a result, ISIS has claimed responsibility for the disastrous London...

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Democrats consider accepting votes from evil white males in 2020 election

Jeremy Spoken June 2, 2019 0

The Democrats are seeking evil white male voters for the 2020 presidential election.  According to Democratic pollster Donald Lester, who worked for...

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Children’s movie company to boycott Georgia for saving the lives of children

Exavier Saskagoochie June 1, 2019 0

Disney's CEO Robert Iger is mad about Georgia's new heartbeat bill which outlaws the killing of prenatal humans once a...

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