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Month: November 2019

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Millions of satire writers mourn the announcement of Beto ending presidential campaign

Exavier Saskagoochie November 1, 2019 0

Millions of satire writers across the country are mourning the announcement that former Texas congressman Robert "Beto" O'Rourke is dropping...

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BREAKING: Bernie Sanders arrested for trying to take 90% of children’s candy while trick-or-treating

Exavier Saskagoochie November 1, 2019 0

Democratic socialist presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders was arrested last night during the annual Burlington Vermont Halloween Spooktacular. Witness say that...

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