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Month: April 2021

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IDs are racist except when they’re for buying a gun, flying, driving, adopting a pet…

Mx. Sandra Chou, PhD. PhD. April 1, 2021 0

I don't know what bigots need to hear this but IDs (ie identification cards) are purely racist tools of CIS-gender-normative...

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AOC slams long lines at McDonald’s as ‘diner suppression’

Rafi Metz April 1, 2021 0

NEW YORK—Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (Socialist-NY) took to Twitter today accusing McDonald’s of ‘diner suppression’ over long waiting lines at the...

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Biden: ‘I’m very excited to have Transformers in the US Military’

Exavier Saskagoochie April 1, 2021 0

WASHINGTON, DC—President Joe Biden was excited to hear that, "the US Military would be allowing Transformers to serve," overturning a...

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