Biden: ‘MAGA patriots unmasking Antifas pretending to be racist MAGA patriots are the biggest threat to America’
President Joe Biden recently made a stunning claim, declaring that the real threat to America comes from "real MAGA patriots"...
Year: 2023
BREAKING: CIA asks for $6 billion refund for its failed Russian coup
WASHINGTON, DC—The Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) has reportedly requested a refund for its recent failed Russian coup attempt, which ended...
AOC: ‘I was murdered in the failed Russian coup attempt’
US—Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, commonly known as AOC, has come forward with a stunning revelation: she was killed during the failed...
After hearing of Titanic sub implosion, Biden promises to send $100B more to Ukraine
In a stunning display of his commitment to international affairs, President* Joe Biden has reportedly pledged to send an additional...
Biden tells people trapped in the Titanic submersible to save themselves by ‘getting vaccinated now’
In a stunning display of problem-solving skills, President Joe Biden has once again demonstrated his unwavering commitment to the power...
Biden launches 2024 presidential run with ‘Join the Killective’ T-shirts
In a move that surprised absolutely no one, President Joe Biden has officially announced his bid for the 2024 presidential...
BREAKING: Guy who got his son out of felony gun charges gives lecture on gun control
In a stunning and brave display, President Joe Biden recently took to the podium to give a lecture on gun...
How To Catfish People with Your Own Face Using These 3 Beauty Hacks
It’s no secret that women spend much more time, effort, and money on their appearance than men do. In-between lash...
Biden silences critics with a vigorous bike ride in a Burley
In a bid to silence his critics and prove that he's fit as a fiddle, President Joe Biden has taken...
