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Month: November 2024

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BREAKING: Peanut the squirrel teams up with Harambe to posthumously endorse Donald Trump

Exavier Saskagoochie November 4, 2024

NEW YORK—The spirit of Peanut the Squirrel has teamed up with Harambe the gorilla to posthumously endorse former President Donald...

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Frustrated SNL Writers Hoping Harris Does Something To Make Fun Of

Robert L. Peters, Jr. November 2, 2024

SNL’s head writer Kahm Eddie Isded has a problem most comedy writers dream of: a Vice President so flawless she’s...

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“Who Do I Have To Kill To Get Back On SNL?” Asks Hilarious Alec Baldwin

Robert L. Peters, Jr. November 2, 2024

As Alec Baldwin’s infamous presence resurfaces, speculation mounts over how a man who has faced serious allegations can still confidently...

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