Leave Every Light in the House On and the Doors Open and Other Great Gift Ideas for Father’s Day
Dads are notoriously difficult to shop for, so we're thinking a little outside of the box with these gifts! Each...
Month: June 2025
Porn star to throw in a little singing in her next porno
In a move that has left both the adult film industry and her former Disney fanbase utterly baffled, pop sensation-turned-porn...
BREAKING: Kyle Rittenhouse searchlight is seen above Los Angeles amid riots
LOS ANGELES—In a surreal twist to the city’s latest riots, a massive Kyle Rittenhouse searchlight illuminated the Los Angeles skyline...
Protesters firebomb the country they live in and hate so they aren’t deported and have to go back to the country they love
LOS ANGELES—In a dazzling display of logic-defying activism, anti-ICE protesters turned the streets of Los Angeles into a blazing paradox...
Anti-ICE protesters hand out “Love Thy Neighbor (Or Else)” Molotov cocktails
LOS ANGELES—In a bold new twist on community outreach, anti-ICE protesters took to the streets of Los Angeles last night,...
Walmart opens new ‘Loot!’ section in all of its California stores
UNITED STATES—Walmart CEO Dan McMillon announced today that Walmart will have a special looting section in all of its San...
BREAKING: Hundreds protest US in support of the countries they don’t want to go back to
LOS ANGELES—Hundreds in several cities around the US took to the streets this weekend to protest Donald Trump's deportation and...
LAPD Chief offers to fly Kyle Rittenhouse to LA to help out during riots
LOS ANGELES, CA — In a stunning and totally not-made-up press conference this morning, LAPD Chief Jim McDonnell shocked the...
BREAKING: Pope Leo XIV offers to host peace talks between Trump and Elon
VATICAN CITY—Pope Leo XIV has thrown his mitre into the ring, offering to mediate a high-stakes peace summit between former...
Leftists Scramble to Put Out Fires They Started on Their Teslas Now That Elon Is Feuding with Trump
US—Left-leaning Tesla owners across the country are frantically trying to extinguish the fires they set on their own electric vehicles...
