Month: October 2025

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Fans Thank Pope As Beer Cooler Ice Remains Unmelted After ‘Ice Blessing’

Robert L. Peters, Jr. October 3, 2025 0

VATICAN CITY – In a move hailed as the greatest papal intervention since the invention of the fish fry, Pope...

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Ewoks have taken over the Obama Presidential Center and have disarmed the shield generator

Exavier Saskagoochie June 23, 2026 0

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Two Imperial AT-ATs Seen Patrolling Around Obama Presidential Center

Exavier Saskagoochie June 22, 2026 0

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Chicago celebrates Juneteenth by hosting 75 murders over the weekend

Exavier Saskagoochie June 22, 2026 0

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The Racist Origins of Father’s Day

The Pacific June 22, 2026 0

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Happy Non-Gestating Person Day to All Who Celebrate

Mx. Sandra Chou, PhD. PhD. June 21, 2026 0