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If You’re Born Here, You’re a Citizen—Unless You’re an American, in Which Case You’re a Colonizer on Stolen Land

Mx. Sandra Chou, PhD. PhD. July 1, 2026 0

In these enlightened times, we have finally moved beyond the crude, outdated notion that birthplace confers belonging. Or rather, we...

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