BREAKING: Trump derangement syndrome has mutated into deadlier variant Trump & Elon derangement syndrome
US—Scientists and social commentators alike are sounding the alarm as a new, more virulent strain of Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS)...
Year: 2025
Democrats explain that painting Swastikas everywhere and torching immigrant businesses ‘Isn’t Fascism, It’s *Democratic* Fascism’
SEATTLE–Leading Democrats have unveiled a groundbreaking defense of their latest grassroots initiative: painting swastikas on public buildings and setting fire...
Dept of Education ends up with more employees after trying to fire 50% of workforce using Common Core math
WASHINGTON, DC—The Department of Education announced Monday that it has somehow ended up with more employees after attempting to fire...
Zelensky vows to read ‘Art Of The Deal’ before next White House visit
Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky announced Tuesday that he plans to read Donald Trump’s 1987 business manifesto, The Art of the...
All 6 WNBA fans devastated as Angel Reese threatens to sit out if she’s not paid more
In a shocking turn of events that sent ripples through the half a dozen dedicated WNBA fans, star player Angel...
BREAKING: Democrats unveil bold new ‘Peace is War’ campaign in support of endless Ukraine conflict
US—The Democratic Party has rolled out its latest messaging masterpiece: the “Peace Is War” campaign, a daring rebrand of their...
AOC horrified terrorists are running over people with gas-powered cars instead of electric vehicles
Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) expressed outrage today over a disturbing trend in Germany, where terrorists have been using gas-guzzling, fossil-fuel-powered...
CNN: More cars mysteriously drive themselves into German pedestrians
Germany is reeling from yet another wave of rogue automobiles careening into pedestrians, leaving a trail of chaos, crumpled fenders,...
Bondi assures Americans: ‘Epstein files coming soon—just need to blot out all the Israeli connections first’
WASHINGTON, DC—Attorney General Pam Bondi, fresh off a Florida tan and a cabinet promotion, has reassured an impatient American public...
Zelensky launches new reality TV show: Dancing with the Tsars in bold war-fundraising effort
In a dazzling pivot from trench warfare to twirling waltzes, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky has unveiled his latest strategy to...
