There’s been a lot of renaming going on these days. All one way streets going South will be named George Floyd Ave. since this is where all this is headed. All streets where rioting has occurred will be renamed George Floyd Parkway because people have been parking their arses there and either looting, burning or shooting cops.

Cul-de-Sacs will all be renamed George Floyd-de-Sacs since all the arguments put forth by BLM are going to end up going nowhere.

Not to be outdone by band Lady Antebellum changing their name to Lady A, country rock band Florida Georgia Line will change their name to George Floyda Line.

All roundabouts will be renamed George Floyd Circles since no matter how much destruction is wrought in his name, the country will end up in exactly the same place. Well….almost. If BLM isn’t careful, a race war could ensue and since conservatives have all the guns, well………….

And what happens after the formal renaming of this beautiful State? Look no further than July 21st, 1864 . This is when the Battle of Atlanta began as William Tecumseh Sherman moved the Union forces into Atlanta and after several months of siege burned it to the ground.

The good news is that since the State of Georgia is now Georgia Floyd, peace and harmony are sure to prevail. The age of Aquarius will be upon us, sympathy and trust abounding as all the cops quit and the city will once again be burned to the ground. Let’s face it, once the entire city looks like Hiroshima it will be pretty peaceful.

But since ‘Silence is Violence’, maybe not.

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