Saudis open new Hajj park in Switzerland around the Matterhorn

MATTERHORN, SWITZERLAND—How much more enjoyable will the Hadj be with hot cocoa?

This once-in-a-lifetime pilgrimage, a mandatory religious duty for Muslims will now be just that much better at the new Meccaland in Switzerland.

Originally an idea just to relieve the congestion at the holiest of sites in Mecca, the builders responded to all of the positive comments from Imams around the world and just went for it.

The kids can ride the roller coasters and eat candy and burgers while the men toil their way up the mountain to the top on the newly chiseled, steep pathways.”

Need an exciting way to get down again? How about a breathtaking once in a lifetime Zip line ride to the large swimming pool at the bottom. Everything has been so positive we now have plans for parks in Beijing, China; Lima, Peru and possibly a beautiful site on the gulf coast. Right now we’re looking at Mobile, Alabama. Wonderful community there! Well, Allahu akbar to that my friend!’