US—The Center for Disease Control and Promotion (CDC) reported today that the COVID Omicron variant has surpassed Alec Baldwin in the leading causes of death in the country.

“People should know that Omicron is very bad,” Dr. Anthony Fauci said in an exclusive interview with Genesius Times. “As we’ve seen from the CDC data, Omicron has just overtaken Alec Baldwin in the list of leading causes of death in the US. That’s very dangerous.”

Alec Baldwin killed one person and injured another in a mass shooting on the set of the movie “Rust”.

“It’s getting very bad out there when the worst pandemic in the world is killing more people than Alec Baldwin!” Fauci added.

Earlier this week, Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla on Monday said a vaccine that targets the Omicron variant of COVID will be ready in March, just in time for it to be completely useless against the next dominant variant, whatever that may be.

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