WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden has responded to the bombshell documentary 2000 Mules, which alleges there were 2000 ballot traffickers in swing states that helped steal the 2020 election. Biden boasted that “it was more like 5000.”

“Come on man, I said that we put together the most extensive voter fraud organization in the history of the country and I meant it!” Biden said in an honest take on the subject. “Two thousand mules? That’s child’s play. You think I could get elected with just 2000 ballot traffickers?”

“Biden is the most brain-dead person to ever get 81 million votes in an election anywhere in the world. You think that was an accident,” analyst Sam Eagle said.

The US Ministry of Truth has denied the use of any fraud in the 2020 election:

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