“Who Do I Have To Kill To Get Back On SNL?” Asks Hilarious Alec Baldwin
As Alec Baldwin’s infamous presence resurfaces, speculation mounts over how a man who has faced serious allegations can still confidently court the spotlight—and comedy, no less. Baldwin, seemingly unbothered, arrived at Rockefeller Plaza with a bold pitch for SNL’s head honcho Lorne Michaels: “How about I do my own monologue: Who Do I Have to Kill to Get Back on SNL?”
Rumors suggest Michaels found the pitch nervously amusing, even as he subtly blinked “S.O.S.” in Morse code to reporters standing nearby. “Alec has always been a… force, let’s call it. We value his contributions,” Michaels stammered.
SNL writer Kahm Eddie Isded, who pitched a gentle parody of Baldwin’s legal woes, found himself ironically dodging sharp objects shortly after the proposal. “He said it was accidental,” muttered Isded from his hospital bed, wrapped in gauze, “but I could’ve sworn he was holding the pen a bit… firmly.”
Meanwhile, Baldwin remains unfazed by the whispers. “Comedy’s all about pushing boundaries,” he said confidently. “It’s just so… liberating.” As he left, Baldwin could be heard muttering something about a ‘big surprise’ in store for SNL’s Christmas episode, though sources say Michaels is considering working from home indefinitely.
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