BREAKING: Mexico to build border wall to keep migrants in the US following Trump win

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MEXICO CITY—With the historic win of Donald Trump on November 5th, there is growing fear within the Federal Government of Mexico of mass defections and deportations. Mexican Government officials have confirmed that they’re finalizing plans to quickly build a border wall on the U.S. / Mexico border.

Anxiety is building within the government as there are no resources available to support such migration. Senior level sources have purportedly been negotiating with the Biden / Harris administration for American aide to support migrants and the wall.  

We’re told that the WH is scrambling to move FEMA funds from hurricane victims to meet this emergency in Mexico. On Wednesday after her concession speech, Vice President Kamala Harris was seen strategizing with Border Patrol who had to show her where the border is located. Afterwards she gave a statement about the looming crisis.

“I was born in a middle class family in a modest neighborhood. We want to assure the Mexican people that the U.S. Government is here for them. We understand wholeheartedly and agree with the need for Mexico to build a wall to protect their country. Walls aren’t racist unless Donald Trump builds them.” 

We also spoke via phone with President Elect, Donald Trump, “Massive defections are happening. This is the biggest mass defection in the history of the world. Nobody’s ever seen anything like this. Things are starting to move very fast.

They’re moving very fast. I’ve only been President Elect for a few hours, I mean, I’m not even in office yet and I’m already Making America Great Again. But uh… I wouldn’t be funding it. It’s good that they’re leaving but we shouldn’t fund it.”

Many U.S. government trucks have been seen at Home Depots throughout the border states to get the supplies and to pickup and employ all of the able bodies workers from the Home Depot parking lots.

At 4pm we did attempt to obtain a statement from President Biden but were reminded that the President is only good between 10am – 2pm. So the President was done with his day several hours ago.

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