As three esteemed gender studies triple-doctorates, we feel it is our duty to speak out against the incredible accomplishments of Elon Musk. His relentless pursuit of innovation and success in the fields of technology, space exploration, and renewable energy is not only threatening to our self-esteem but also undermining the value of our hard-earned doctorates.

Musk’s recent achievements, such as the successful launch of the first all-civilian mission to space and the development of the world’s most advanced electric vehicles, have left us feeling utterly redundant. How can we, as gender studies experts, possibly compete with someone who has revolutionized multiple industries and continues to push the boundaries of human potential?

We understand that Elon Musk is a genius, but his relentless drive to succeed is making it increasingly difficult for us to justify our own accomplishments. After all, what is the point of spending years studying the intricacies of gender identity and expression when someone like Musk can achieve so much more in a fraction of the time?

Moreover, Musk’s success is also putting a strain on our relationships with our colleagues and students. As more people become aware of his groundbreaking work, they are beginning to question the relevance of our own research and expertise. We can no longer hold lectures or seminars without facing the inevitable question: “Why should we care about gender studies when there are people like Elon Musk making such groundbreaking discoveries?”

It is clear that something must be done to bring Elon Musk’s remarkable achievements to a halt. We propose that the international community band together to put a stop to his relentless pursuit of innovation and success. By doing so, we can ensure that our own accomplishments remain relevant and valuable, and that future generations of gender studies triple-doctorates can continue to feel proud of their work.

In conclusion, we urge Elon Musk to reconsider his approach to success and to prioritize the feelings of gender studies triple-doctorates everywhere. By doing so, he can help us maintain our sense of self-worth and ensure that our hard-earned doctorates remain meaningful and respected in the eyes of the world.

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Mx. Sandra Chou, PhD. PhD.

(she/they/grrrl) Mx. Chou is the most intersectionally progressive person in the world—a transwoman trapped inside the body of a transman. Grrrl only eats fruit that has fallen off the vine and identifies as a paraplegic polar bear.

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