ATLANTA—Georgia gubernatorial candidate Stacey Abrams has taken a bold stance in her latest interview, promoting multiple homicides to deal with soaring energy and food prices under the Biden administration.

“Inflation got you down? Food and energy prices too high? Have you tried killing all your kids?” Abrams said on the Morning Joe show on MSNBC.

All three nationwide viewers were shocked.

“Food costs a lot. Bullets, not as much. Better yet, just throw them off a tall building. Then you don’t have to pay for bullets or a gun,” Abrams added.

Abrams she plans on having several abortions this year to fight inflation despite no one being interested in impregnating her.

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