Citing the unmitigated disaster of socialism through the years, including over 100 million dead through socialist regimes’ democide and recent socialist debacles such as Venezuela, US Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has quit socialism, calling it a health risk.

UPDATE: It appears that initial reports of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez quitting socialism were wrong. She’s actually thinks social media is a health risk, not socialism.

“The reports of me giving up socialism are heinous lies,” Ocasio-Cortez said. “Despite killing more people than any other ideology in the history of mankind, socialism is great. It’s social media that’s bad!”

At the time of writing, social media has not killed anyone.

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