Grown-ass Antifa member forced to return to little kids table for Thanksgiving

A local grown-ass Antifa member was forced to return to the ‘little kid table’ for Thanksgiving this year due to her childish behavior.

Marta Hinkle of Portland, Oregon thought she had earned a seat at the adult table once she graduated college with a degree in queer musicology. But, as soon as she came in talking about how oppressive eating turkeys is and saying her aunt Dora is a literal Nazi because she shopped at Hobby Lobby, her seat was promptly reassigned.

While sitting at the little kids table, Hinkle proceeded to chide her younger cousins for eating the delicious fried turkey while dressed as Pilgrims and Indians.

Hinkle’s cousin Sarah just rolled her eyes and told her, “Okay Boomer.”