Biden wishes everyone a Happy Thanksgiving; salutes ‘all the fallen turkeys’
WASHINGTON, DC—In a bizarre Memorial Day service, President* Joe Biden wished everyone a “Happy Thanksgiving,”
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Biden warns not to eat too much turkey or the trunalimunumaprzure will make you sleepy
WASHINGTON DC—Self-appointed President-Elect Joe Biden warned of the many dangers of socializing during a Thanksgiving
Sacrifice a human and 7 more ways to not be a racist colonizer on Unthanksgiving
Everyone knows that if you celebrate Thanksgiving, you’re a racist colonizer, so that’s why most
The Race Card is perfect gift for those impossible-to-shop-for relatives
PHILADELPHIA—Whether at a family dinner, a community outing, or even a sporting event, we all
Newsom shifts all police funding to pay for Aerial Turkey Surveillance Thanksgiving crackdowns
SACRAMENTO—California Governor Gavin Newsom has unilaterally defunded all police this week to pay for his
Official How-To Guide for Safely Celebrating Thanksgiving in 2020
Millions of Americans find themselves unsure how to celebrate Thanksgiving this year due to the
POLL: Americans okay with Thanksgiving Zoom chats instead of hosting annoying relatives all day
A recent web-based poll on CNN.com has shown that as many as 77 percent of
Millions of Americans excited to host ‘mostly peaceful’ protests on Thanksgiving
SACRAMENTO—Following bans on gatherings for Thanksgiving in states across the country including California and New
Grown-ass Antifa member forced to return to little kids table for Thanksgiving
A local grown-ass Antifa member was forced to return to the ‘little kid table’ for
Bernie Sanders showed up to Thanksgiving dinner without a dish again
Presidential hopeful and long-time taxpayer freeloader Bernie Sanders showed up for his family’s Thanksgiving dinner