QUIZ: Caused by the Hamas terrorist attack on Israel or a mostly-peaceful BLM riot?
This is probably our most difficult quiz yet. Can you tell the difference between a Hamas terrorist attack and a...
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MAGA supporters start burning down buildings for BLM so that the FBI will take them off their extremist list
In an unexpected turn of events, some ardent supporters of the Make America Great Again (MAGA) movement have resorted to...
Biden: ‘MAGA patriots unmasking Antifas pretending to be racist MAGA patriots are the biggest threat to America’
President Joe Biden recently made a stunning claim, declaring that the real threat to America comes from "real MAGA patriots"...
Chicagoans now boarding up their car windows to get around safer
CHICAGO—Chicagoans have come up with a revolutionary new solution: boarding up their car windows and windshields to avoid rioters bashing...
BREAKING: Biden to hire unemployed Antifa activists to put all political opponents in prison
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden will be hiring unemployed Antifa activists to round up political opponents in order to ship them...
Heavily-armed Antifa to stand guard over Biden’s ‘kid-friendly’ showers from now on
WASHINGTON, DC—Following the successful defense of a kid-friendly drag show in Texas, President* Biden has employed heavily-armed Antifas to stand...
Local Leftist swaps ‘Defund the Police’ bumper sticker for ‘Support Your Local FBI’ sticker
US—A local leftist, Wankie McLittlejon, has finally switched his ‘Defund the Police’ bumper sticker to one that says ‘Support Your...
BREAKING: Supporting law enforcement is okay again
(CNN)—Millions of "Defund the Police" activists are cheering the FBI raid on former president Trump's Mar-a-Lago estate and criticizing the...
DHS hiring unemployed Antifa activists for new fascist Thought Police brigade
WASHINGTON, DC—Nothing says “anti-fascism” quite like enforcing the disinformation policy of the government. That’s what thousands of newly employed Antifa...
New ‘Santifa’ cards include explosives instead of glitter
Looking for a clever way to celebrate the holidays in 2021? Look no further! The new Santifa cards come with...
