AOC draws up articles of impeachment for Nancy Pelosi for not delivering Trump’s articles of impeachment

More confusion has occurred with the impeachment effort being done by democrats. The party of Fast & Furious & Benghazi has been trying to impeach President Donald Trump since before he won the 2016 election. The impeachment in search of crime has targeted mental illness, a Russian Dossier & Ukrainian collusion. Now, more targets are in the crosshairs of the impeachment inquisition.

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, who would be 3rd in The United States Presidential line of succession If the President dies, resigns, or is removed from office, is already thinking ahead by targeting Vice President Mike Pence. Articles of Impeachment are being drafted against Pence for collusion with Santa Claus, dinosaurs, & the Anti-Monitor. Evidence of this collusion will be found later.

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Virginia Governor Ralph Northam, who is becoming famous for mass gun confiscation, is also concerned that people may become upset over his infanticide views. Infanticide, which is already unpopular, is dropping in the polls thanks to the cuteness of Baby Yoda. Northam is lobbying his fellow democrats to draw up articles of impeachment on Baby Yoda for collusion with The Sith.

In a political friendly fire incident, New York Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez  has drawn up articles of impeachment on Speaker Pelosi for not delivering the articles of impeachment against Trump to the United States Senate after the vote in Congress. AOC reportedly thought that she would become president if the House voted to impeach Trump.

In an act of random confusion, Congressman Hank Johnson drew up articles of impeachment for the video game Fortnite, fearing that the many buildings would cause the island to tip over. A drunken Hillary Clinton, believing she was in the US Senate, drew up articles of impeachment for anyone who uses the phrase, “Epstein didn’t kill himself.”


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