AOC launches new ‘honest socialism’ clothing line

Richie Richards December 3, 2020

US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) has engaged in capitalism to release her new line of honest socialism merchandise on her website this past Wednesday.

For the low price of just $65 for a single shirt, buyers can tell complete strangers to pay for their financial decisions.

All clothing is gender neutral to accommodate for any of the 1,426 current existing genders.

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