OPINION: How Can You Break the Law When You are The Law?

I am so freaking tired of these Con-servatives whining about double standards! “Waa the FBI raided Trump but not Biden waa!” “Boo-hoo Clinton’s server had classified docs, but the FBI ran cover for her, and certainly didn’t bust into her home like she was a small time drug dealer Boo-hoo!”

What they don’t understand is how power works. Democrats can’t break the law because they *are* the law! Republicans, however, better watch out, because the FBI is watching, and we may just make it illegal to be a Republican! How would you like that Con-servatives??? We’ll take you all down, put you in jail, and make you say, “thank you sir can I have some more?”

It is really simple. If I think you’re a racist and a transphobe then equality under the law doesn’t count for you. I decide because I’m on the right of history, just like Joe Biden, Hunter Biden, Hillary Clinton, Louis Farrakhan, Amy Schumer, Bill Clinton, Barrack Obama (Ohm Shanti Shanti Shanti), Malcolm X, Taylor Swift, the KKK, Jim Crow, Woodrow Wilson, Lebron James, and everyone I’m forgetting who preached equality except for those dickheads.

Why is this so hard to understand?


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