AOC recommends people drink Dos Equis to avoid contracting coronavirus

Since the deadly coronavirus has been ravaging parts of China and making its way to the United States, US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) has been promoting some simple advice to avoid contracting the disease: drink Dos Equis instead of Corona.

“People need to stop drinking Corona! I know it’s cold out there and you want to ‘find your beach’ but this could be life threatening!” Ocasio-Cortez said.

Modelo, the manufacturer of Corona Extra and Corona Light has denied the creating the virus.

Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi has insisted that people drink Colt 45 instead of Dos Equis as that malt liquor is an official sponsor of the impeachment trial. The difference has been another point of contention between the two lawmakers.

No one has died in the United States due to the coronavirus but several trillion brain cells in Congress have died since the publication of this article.


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