4b: We refuse to have sex with people who voted for Trump!
We have made a bold decision: we refuse to have sex with Trump voters. Read 'em and weep, fellas! This...
Mx. Sandra Chou, PhD. PhD.
(she/they/grrrl) Mx. Chou is the most intersectionally progressive person in the world—a transwoman trapped inside the body of a transman. Grrrl only eats fruit that has fallen off the vine and identifies as a paraplegic polar bear.
We need to let millions of foreigners vote this election because a majority of Americans don’t know what’s good for them obviously
Greetings, fellow Earthlings of all genders and species. I am Mx. Sandra Chou, PhD PhD, the most intersectionally progressive being...
I’d Rather Have a Thermonuclear World War with Kamala Harris Than World Peace Under Trump
As the most intersectionally progressive person in the world, a transwoman trapped inside the body of a transman, I’ve seen...
Trump is literally trying to steal our democracy by not dying in his assassination attempts
The real tragedy of our time isn’t the soaring inflation, crumbling infrastructure, or the total collapse of bipartisan cooperation—no, the...
If you don’t want your pets stolen and eaten by immigrants, you may be a racist homophobe bigot
There’s a new form of bigotry taking root in this country—one that’s just as insidious as anything we’ve seen before....
Allowing people to vote for anyone besides Kamala Harris is a threat to Democracy!
In these turbulent times, we must be vigilant about safeguarding our most cherished institution: democracy. And what is democracy, if...
In order to save democracy we must replace the democratically-nominated candidate with someone no one voted for
In the hallowed tradition of American democracy, where the people's voice is sacrosanct, we face an unprecedented challenge that demands...
I’d rather have a thermonuclear world war with Biden than world peace under Trump
It has been scientifically proven that a massive nuclear holocaust under the best president ever, President Biden, would be better...
If you don’t want to be raped by cannibal migrants, you might be a racist
In today's increasingly diverse and interconnected world, it is crucial that we remain vigilant in our pursuit of equality, acceptance,...
ACTUALLY: Cannibalism is the most eco-friendly diet and will save the planet
As a triple doctorate in Gender-Queer Wildebeest Grooming, Post-Colonial AI Prompt Engineering, and Post-Feminist Interpretive Dance Theory, I'm clearly the...
