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“Unregulated foods aren’t safe” say students in line at street meat vendor

Donnie Lorenzo February 23, 2019

As the Trump administration rolls back regulations across various industries, millennial voters are becoming increasingly concerned with the impact less...

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Attacks by invisible Trump supporters on the rise

Donnie Lorenzo February 16, 2019

In the wake of the Jussie Smollett incident, left-wing activists have taken to social media to raise awareness of the...

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Socialist ‘nice guys’ demand redistribution of women

Donnie Lorenzo February 11, 2019

This past weekend, thousands of protesters from the ‘Nice Guy Socialist Coalition’ marched on the Capitol to demand Congress pass...

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