Hunter Biden surfaces after hearing someone say ‘I’m going to release the crack!’
WASHINGTON DC—Austere businessman and philanthropist Hunter Biden has finally surfaced in Washington DC after hearing
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Gov. Cuomo wins Emmy for Best Portrayal of A Mass Murderer
NEW YORK—Governor Andrew Cuomo has won an Emmy for Best Portrayal of a Mass Murderer
GA Sec of State certifies ‘fraud-free’ election in front of a mountain of shredded ballots
ATLANTA—Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger announced that the Peach State’s election had been certified
Local leftist replaces his ‘Resist!’ bumper sticker with an ‘Obey’ sticker
OSHKOSH, WI–A local leftist, Wankie McJohnson, has finally switched his ‘Resist!’ bumper sticker to one
Mainstream media send hundreds of crickets to cover election fraud press conference
WASHINGTON DC—Mainstream media outlets sent all their best crickets to cover the election fraud case
Biden taps son Hunter as Food & Drug Commissioner citing his experience with crack
WASHINGTON DC—Self-proclaimed President-Elect Joe Biden has tapped his son Hunter Biden as his administration’s Food
Woman with ‘My Body My Choice’ shirt screams at people choosing to not wear masks
A woman with a “My Body My Choice” shirt has been stationed at a local
Millions of Americans excited to host ‘mostly peaceful’ protests on Thanksgiving
SACRAMENTO—Following bans on gatherings for Thanksgiving in states across the country including California and New
At 95% effective, Moderna COVID vaccine almost as effective as a normal immune system
For the second time this month, there’s promising news from a COVID-19 vaccine candidate. Moderna said Monday
Twitter starts defending election fraud as ‘good for democracy’ after they can’t ignore it anymore
SAN FRANCISCO—Social media giant Twitter has started defending election fraud in their “context” notices after
