BREAKING: Popeyes goes 24 hours without a brawl or shooting
In what some are calling a miracle, the fast food chain Popeyes has made it
Exavier Saskagoochie
San Francisco mandates wall-size murals of Greta Thunberg in every apartment
The San Francisco City Council has approved a measure to mandate a wall-sized mural of
Millennial stunned he didn’t get a job after replying “OK Boomer” to every interview question
Local Millennial Braiden Stone was stunned he didn’t get a job for a prominent tech
Schiff schedules the next 5 years of Trump impeachment hearings
“This president, he’s like a planetary object,” Representative Adam Schiff said. “He warps time. And
Suicide Hotline volunteer shocked when Hillary Clinton tried to ‘place an order’
A volunteer for the New York Metro Suicide Hotline service was shocked when she received
BREAKING: Epstein confesses to killing himself August 10 in New York jail
Disgraced financier Jeffrey Epstein has confessed to killing himself in a New York jail, quashing
Leonardo DiCaprio points out all the suckers to Greta Thunberg from his private jet
Teen climate activist phenom Greta Thunberg recently made friends with actor and jet-setter Leonardo DiCaprio.
Local parents arrested for giving 13-year-old child beer while celebrating her chemical castration
A local couple is in jail for giving their transgender daughter beer during a celebration
President Trump awards Beto his participation trophy
In an awkward ceremony at the White House, President Trump awarded Robert “Beto” O’Rourke his
Schwarzenegger meets real life cyborg sent back in time to kill off humanity
Terminator actor Arnold Schwarzenegger had the opportunity recently to meet a real life cyborg sent