50-Year-Old Peyton Manning Commits to LSU from Transfer Portal
BATON ROUGE, La. — In a move that has sent shockwaves through the college football landscape, former NFL quarterback Peyton...
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Massachusetts Passes Law Forcing Women to Have at Least 2 Abortions Before Giving Birth to Any Babies
BOSTON — Massachusetts lawmakers approved legislation Tuesday requiring every woman in the state to obtain at least two abortions prior...
WNBA Bans All Biologists From Arenas During Games
In a move described by league officials as necessary to protect player safety and “lived experience,” the Women’s National Basketball...
Woman Who Strangled Her Three Children Surges to Lead in 2028 Democratic Presidential Polls
US — A previously little-known defendant currently awaiting trial on three counts of first-degree murder, Lindsay Clancy, has vaulted into...
POLL: Men, which would you rather leave your children with—a modern feminist or a bear?
After years of being told that women feel safer in the woods with a bear than with a random man,...
Mom delays toddler-induced fit of rage until she can set up camera to capture it for TikTok
LOS ANGELES — A TikTok creator with 1,259 followers has described the careful discipline required to postpone her own frustration...
Biblical Scholars Conclude Fourth Horsemen of the Apocalypse Was a Feminist
OXFORD — Leading biblical scholars have formally concluded that the black horse of the Apocalypse, traditionally identified as famine, was...
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Decide to Return to Being Oppressed in British Royal Palace
WINDSOR — Prince Harry and Meghan Markle announced Wednesday that they have elected to return to the British Royal Palace...
SHOCKER: Thousands of Mentally Ill Liberal Abortion Supporters on SSRIs Back Woman Who Strangled Her Three Kids
BOSTON — Thousands of mentally ill liberal abortion-rights supporters who take selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors have publicly expressed sympathy for...
Kamala Harris Taps AOC as 2028 Running Mate: It’s a No Brainer
WASHINGTON — Former Vice President Kamala Harris announced Tuesday that Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez will join her as the vice presidential...
