BREAKING: Several people actually still believe what Anthony Fauci says
US—In a shocking poll conducted by the Pew Pew Research Center, it appears that several
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Biden awards AOC the Purple Heart for her bravery in the War of January 6th
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Biden awarded Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) the prestigious Purple Heart medal for her
BREAKING: Pentagon confirms alien sightings in and around Chicago
WASHINGTON, DC—The Pentagon confirmed today that there have been legitimate sightings of aliens in and
Biden finally finishes reading governing instruction manual 1984
WASHINGTON, DC—President-elect Joe Biden has finally finished reading the bestselling governing how-to manual “Nineteen Eighty-Four”
Lego announces that all their minifigures have had sex change operations
BILLUND, DENMARK—The children’s toy company Lego announced today that all the minifigures (the small Lego
VIDEO: Fauci recommends wearing masks in the shower
WASHINGTON, DC—In a new video, a newly bearded Dr. Anthony Fauci warns of a new
CDC: ‘You must trust the science that will be completely different 2 weeks from now’
ATLANTA—The nation’s top health expert, CDC Director Rochelle Walensky said on Genesius Times’s “This Week’s
Biden/Harris release new campaign logo
WASHINGTON, DC—There’s no rest for the weary. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are just a
Biden finally gets a large crowd at Carolina car rally
(CNN) President Joe Biden’s popularity is soaring as his latest car rally in Charlotte, North
AOC applauds Biden’s gas lines; demands breadlines too
WASHINGTON, DC—Democratic socialist Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) applauded President* Biden on his dramatic push toward