Chicago criminals promise to stop killing everyone if the city defunds the police
CHICAGO—Hardened criminals and ruthless killers across the Chicagoland area vowed to stop being bad if
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BREAKING: 160 people have died from COVID-19 after attending Trump rally next week
PHOENIX—160 people have died from COVID-19 after attending the Trump rally in Phoenix next week,
Antifa replaces all racist statues with sculpture of Obama performing abortion on black woman
The Antifa mob has been busy tearing down racist statues of Junipero Serra, Theodore Roosevelt,
BREAKING: Political rallies are unsafe again
TULSA–After a month of political rallies being good for the public health because they help
CHAZ releases first international tourism video
The Democratic Republic of Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone (aka CHAZ/CHOP) is so far advanced that
Chik-fil-A stops serving ‘racist’ white meat
ATLANTA—Chik-fil-A will stop serving what CEO Dan Cathy calls “racist white meat” and serve only
Face mask company accidentally prints its side effect on front of mask
Face mask manufacturer Paycebo Inc., accidentally printed a side effect from wearing masks on one
Product marketers replace stereotypical blacks with authentic blacks to fight racism
Marketers across the country are replacing racist depictions of stereotypical blacks on their food products
Quaker replaces racist Aunt Jemima with Aunt Karen to remind you of your privilege at breakfast
The Aunt Jemima brand of syrup and pancake mix will get a new name and
BREAKING: Rep Omar mourns the loss of her father/uncle
Rep. Ilhan Omar’s father/uncle died on Monday from complications of coronavirus, the congresswoman announced. The